Our Halloweener Masks Are on Sale!

Halloween is creeping closer and closer, weirdos! To celebrate we've reduced our Halloweener Mask 4-Packs to just $15 each!

Get Spooky

Last Chance to Grab our I Ain't Afraid of No Butts Shirt!

Your read that right, assaholics! This is your last chance to grab a meaty handful (hehe) of our I Ain't Afraid of No Butts! tee EVER! We're doing one last run of these puppies then retiring the design for good!

Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good!

Behind the Mask Shirts Now Available!

It is going to get wet in here tonight! Lace your boots up and grab one of our officially-licensed Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon shirts, kiddies!

Paradise Lost? Found it!

Cthulhü Shirts Now Available for Pre-Order!

Get ready to lose your mind over this heavy shirt from Cthulhü's apocalyptic No Sleep 'til R'lyeh world tour!

Shoggoth 'n' Roll!

Killer Klowns Shirts on Black!

You've been asking for it for a while, so we went ahead and made our classic Killer Klowns shirts available on black for the first time ever!

Buy or Pie!