Toilet Humor patch $0.80 was $1.00 Default Title - $0.80 Quantity This product is currently sold out. Please fill in the form below if you'd like to be notified when it becomes available. Ever eat a slice of pizza while taking a crap? Love toilet humor? Get one of these patches and proudly let everyone know! Patches are printed with white ink on black canvas and are approximately 5"x5".